(Source: fluffynips)

(Reblogged from toukyokushus)

lampsarepeopletoo:

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

is it just me or does the voice sound like plankton

(Source: vardpup)

(Reblogged from msrmoony)

bear1na:

living-a-boring-life:

abundance-of-kimberly:

cloudforhire:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

dickraisin:

Harley Quinn #1

The appropriate response to seeing an abused dog

She is the best.

This is perfect. She is perfect.

Harley quinn is my queen

Harley Quinn #1 by Amanda Conner

(Reblogged from nosebleedyaoi)

Why did the person get “no” tattooed on his left hand?
Because it wasn’t right.

plutoisaplanetdammit:

mishasminions:

testosteroneman:

deadpandean:

sourwolf-of-beacon-hills:

jtotheizzoe:

Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

you’ll always be real 

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair)

(Reblogged from msrmoony)

amporca:

Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.

(Reblogged from ukaku-ghoul)

Bladder: I need to pee
Me: Cant you hold it? And Brain, no water related thoughts, got it?
Brain:…..so remember that thing that really turned you on the other day?

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(Reblogged from sasunarustuff)

xsheislove:

nitawhatyouneed:

BUT WHY IS NO ONE FOLLOWING THIS

This is the only rule you need

(Source: nothinglikeinthemovies)

(Reblogged from msrmoony)

softna:

i need a two hour long hug

(Reblogged from chaseross)